A little part of me died when I got castrated.
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My football team just signed a morbidly-obese winger.
It's important to have a wide man.Submitted by: giorgiss
My job, working at Jessops, is still developing.
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I just can't stand 2 legged chairs
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I feel sick that I'll have to quit my debate club.
It just doesn't agree with me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone want a plate?
Speak now or forever hold your pizza.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just been fired from my window cleaning job.
I lost my rag.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had an Ice Cream Truck once. It was a sweet ride.
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I don't like tennis, I find it has too many faults
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I tried to buy a rowing machine today.
But apparently Steve Redgrave is not for saleSubmitted by: giorgiss
