When the world is your oyster, all you have to do is stay clam and collected.
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I was trying to hold a map of a French town in my hand, but kept dropping it.
It was Toulouse.Submitted by: giorgiss
Finished writing my first book today, which was a novel experience.
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Procrastination; Otherwise known as self-distract mode.
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Upskirts
Because asking her to show you would be rude.Submitted by: giorgiss
Everyone says that i dont understand what puns are.
If you'll pardon the punSubmitted by: giorgiss
My mate told me he has a shed full of geese. I asked him for a gander...
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What's the most common type of owl in Britain?
The Teet OwlSubmitted by: giorgiss
My calculator broke in the middle of an exam today
I just can't count on it anymoreSubmitted by: giorgiss
My mate asked me, 'How long is a piece of string?'
'13 letters in total' I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
