As I got to the top of the mountain I thought "well, it's all down hill from here."
Submitted by: giorgiss
Jon Bon Jovi is training to become a preist,
he's living on a prayer,
Well he's halfway thereSubmitted by: giorgiss
Where did the mathematical dolphin do his sums?
Indices.Submitted by: giorgiss
I fancied a pint so I thought I'd try The Not Inn.
It was shut.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife went mad after catching me smoking a fat one in the garden yesterday.
"That salmon's going to make my washing stink of fish." she raged.Submitted by: giorgiss
Last week, Whilst doing my job as a change dispenser Technician, i was stuck trying to think ways to remove a jammed coin.
But then the penny dropped.Submitted by: giorgiss
I watched a fisherman in a boxing match, he only threw hooks.
Submitted by: giorgiss
In his will, my Grandad left me a Victorian device for weaving wigs for yourselves and your children.
It's an old family heirloom.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why cant the human race think sitting down ?
It stands to reason.Submitted by: giorgiss
A small bit of lightning hit my toilet.
That was a shock to my cistern.Submitted by: giorgiss
