If you're not part of the solution...you're either a solid or a gas.
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Or you're part of the precipitate.
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How sublimeSubmitted by: giorgiss
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on.
His name was Frank EinsteinSubmitted by: giorgiss
So yet another successful day spent converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
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Physics. Where there is NO laughing matter.
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I went to an archeologist's party last night to celebrate the discovery of a caveman's leg bone.
It was quite a shindig.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Over the past few weeks I have been trying the "special K" diet...
I can't see any difference but now every time I jump in a swimming pool I fizz and burst into lilac flames.Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists have discovered a new element. It's fragile, unstable and collapses every twenty minutes. They haven't named it yet, but I suggest Kerry Katonium.
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Here lies the body of Little Willie,
Alas, he is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.Submitted by: giorgiss
