If I had a pound for every useless household item or out of date food product I managed to sell to poor people, I could open up a branch of high street stores with an unimaginative name.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie.. our sizes are: small, x-small, anorexic, bulimic, and Ethiopian.
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I can't wait for the Boxing Day offers in Asda tomorrow.
Like 3 Easter Eggs for 5Submitted by: giorgiss
I was supposed to pick up one of those memory foam pillows while I was out shopping today, but I forgot.
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I while ago I decided to bid a dollar a day on a randon eBay product, just to earn myself a few nice trinkets.
Day one: a roll of duct tape.
Day two: a pair of furry handcuffs.
Day three: an industrial shovel.
...I'm going to stop this now before I end up on every FBI list ever.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's no need to go panic buying.
You can create panic absolutely free by dressing up as a Paki and wearing a rucksack on the London Underground.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a picture of the Virgin Mary off eBay today and it has an uncanny
resemblance to a piece of Pepperoni Pizza.Submitted by: giorgiss
M&S are selling a new line of hold up stockings.
They fit my head perfectly so Ill wear them when I hold up the local HSBC.Submitted by: giorgiss
Idea for world exclusive shop.
The only shop in the world that sells packs of 8 hot dogs AND a pack of 8 buns.Submitted by: giorgiss
Marks & Spencer!
The millionaires Pound Land.Submitted by: giorgiss
