Just opened a clothes shop with the lowest prices around.
I've been thanked by a few midgets for putting the cost signs on the floor.Submitted by: giorgiss
Well thanks a lot for the suggestions guys... My wife suggested we look on Amazon for xmas pressies, only to see that it had stored the last items I viewed.... a balaclava, gaffa tape and a turkey baster!
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Queueing in Tescos is a lot like dating in my town. You wait ages for the spastic dribblers to get out of your way and have your turn, only to have your wallet cleaned out, your goods shoved in some flimsy old bag which splits at the first sign of stress!
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Elizabeth Duke jewellery:
For the woman you DON'T love...Submitted by: giorgiss
Does anyone ever buy items at full price from DFS?
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Was shopping earlier when I noticed 'Andrex: Puppies on a roll.
That's the last time I ever shop at the Asian supermarket!Submitted by: giorgiss
100 people surveyed said they all prefered fresh food to tinned
the coincidence was uncannySubmitted by: giorgiss
"80" my girlfriend shouted, "you're only paying for a name."
"That is the point of the deed poll procedure" I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw a shop called Roger's Curtains - sounds like a store for peeping Toms.
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A new Pound Store opened in my town today, everything is a pound.
Went in with a fiver and came out with three tills and 2 checkout girls. Result!Submitted by: giorgiss
