Its my mate's birthday tomorrow and he's got to spend the day on the Customer Service desk at Marks & Spencers. I wished him many happy returns.
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The wii supposedly brings your family together...
well so does a rope.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in Sainsbury's the other day when I saw a man with a grey mullet.
I said to him, "You look absolutely ridiculous."
"It's not my fault, I have to wear this." replied the fishmonger.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why does Poundland have security guards?
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Primark: A place for those too proud to shop in Oxfam yet too cheap to shop in New Look.
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I sold some duct tape on eBay the other day. I got feedback from the buyer saying 'Great stuff! This will give me peace and quiet for quite a bit!"
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The new boss at Tesco insists on only hiring midgets
He's taken the slogan a little too seriouslySubmitted by: giorgiss
I heard a rumour that DFS have a Christmas sale on?
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Irony - Attempting to purchase tobacco with healthy living coupons.
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Went to PC World earlier...
Had to be careful of what I said...Submitted by: giorgiss
