My friend keeps trying to convince me that i'm too stingy with my money.
I'm not buying it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Shopping. That's why dads don't go to Iceland
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I've invested in the IKEA franchise and bought my own store.
The bricks are being delivered tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
Man commits suicide at grocery store. He opted for a self check out.
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IKEA has parking spots close to the door labelled "HYBRID CARS PARKING ONLY".
I'm glad they admit people who drive a Prius are essentially handicapped.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love to go window shopping at the weekend...
Just picked up a nice double glazed one.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always thought I was allergic to shampoo,
Turns out your not suppose to drink it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love the Buy One Get One Free offers that the supermarkets have on.
I'm not greedy though, I just take the free one.Submitted by: giorgiss
My parents got a new outfit for my newborn son. The label read: 'NEXT' Baby. KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE'.
"You just can't let it go, can you?" I snarled.Submitted by: giorgiss
It turns out, if you lay out every book in a Waterstones branch, you get thrown out by security.
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