I've been getting really paranoid lately. Its got so bad, I've even closed my Twitter account because a policeman's been following me.
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I broke into Mark Zuckerberg's mansion last night.
It was pretty easy. He told everybody on Facebook he was going on holiday.Submitted by: giorgiss
A girl I know posted on Facebook, "Anyone know someone who has Ann Summers parties?"
I replied, "Lots of people have parties in the summer. Your grammar is terrible, by the way."Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition of: "Hey Hun, are these recent pics"? On Facebook.
Basically means: "Do you still look like that or have you got fatter and uglier"?Submitted by: giorgiss
"When did all these drama filled reality TV shows about food, weather, kids, and relationships start using closed captioning for the hearing impaired?" I thought to myself.
Then I realised I was on Facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just heard the news about the woman who shook their child to death after being interrupted whilst playing FarmVille...
At least they made themselves some nice fertiliser for their crops...Submitted by: giorgiss
I was on the way home from work the other day, when I got talking to some girl at the bus stop.
We got off at the same stop, so I asked If she wanted to come in and stay the night.
After a whole night of pleasure I decided to add her on Facebook.
But when I went to log into Facebook I saw that you had to be over 13 to create an account...Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently putting 'Fap Fap Fap!!' as a comment on friends pictures of their children ISN'T cool.
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I lost my dog so I sent a tweet on Twitter to try and find him
#hereboySubmitted by: giorgiss
Drunk facebooking is like a fat chick, we know we shouldn't do it but when its put there in front of you it's a different story and either way you wake up the next morning thinking oh god what have I done
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