Women can tell a lot of things about a man by what he drives.
They can obviously tell that I'm a milkman then.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think doctor who is a bit far fetched, I mean all this time travelling he does and the monsters he meets look realistic but a doctor thats white....now thats over the top isnt it!
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"If you can't see my mirrors then I can't see you"
Excellent, pull in close behind you and I'm safe to pick my nose then...Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate has emigrated to Egypt to set up a vehicle recovery service.
He's named it "camel tow"Submitted by: giorgiss
Why did the lorry driver cross the road?
Because his wife had left him and he wouldn't see his kids again.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently Georgie Thompson from Sky Sports News has been banned from driving after a drink driving offence.
There was no alcohol involved, she just spilt her coffee as she crashed the car into a hedge.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love living in a small village. Every night I go to the pub and buy everybody 3 pints.
Its great being the only taxi driver.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been trying to sell my car for weeks, but every potential buyer turns it down for the same reason.
"Sorry mate, not interested. It's got 50,000 miles on the clock."
"What's wrong with that?"
"It's quarter to three."Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to have terrible problems with rucksacks, couldn't figure out how to wear them. But I've managed to put it all behind me now.
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I told my girlfriend I was off to Wales for the weekend and she asked which way I was going to get over the River Severn.
I guess I'll cross that bridge when I come to itSubmitted by: giorgiss
