I had an idea to design and build my own Helicopter.
It didnt take offSubmitted by: giorgiss
Being a new driver, I have being reading books on Motorways.
Apart from finding it so straight forward, its why I always seem to crash...Submitted by: giorgiss
How come i never see any jokes about male drivers? OK i got one
A male driver was driving on the motor way, 1hr 38mins later he got home, had dinner, went to bed and everyone was safe.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife drives exactly the same way as she did when she was learning.
She did a crash course.Submitted by: giorgiss
I couldn't believe it when my girlfriend ditched me yesterday.
I knew it was a bad idea giving her driving lessons.Submitted by: giorgiss
At the bus stop this morning I saw a gentleman getting more and more agitated the later his bus was. He tutted, started checking his watch and grumbled under his breath. I began to wonder how angry he'd be at the driver when two of the same bus came along at once.
He went off on one.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just driven past a garage and saw a sign that read "cars bought for cash"
Shame that, all I want is a couple of magic beans for mineSubmitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?
Reg.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was following a BMW down the road today when suddenly, it veered to the left, mounted the pavement & mowed down a bunch of school kids.
I was gobsmacked, things happened so fast, there was no indication at allSubmitted by: giorgiss
30% of car accidents in sweden involve reindeer.....
Easy solution, ban them from driving..Submitted by: giorgiss
