saw 7 mini's on the way home. the woman sitting next to me on the bus was NOT happy.
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I think chevrons are there just to keep women driving in the right direction.
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I'm sat here thinking, what's the point? Why are we here? Where are we headed?
Why didn't I buy a sat nav?Submitted by: giorgiss
In an attempt to get fitter, I've just gone and bought myself a new bike.
Just think of all the calories I'll be burning. Those kawasaki's are heavy and don't get themselves out of the garage you know.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was standing alone in the middle of a park one day, thinking to myself about life and its mysteries... Then suddenly something struck me.
A woman driver.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got talking to a woman and she asked me what my name was:
"Dennis"
"Oh really, did your parents like old fasioned names then?"
"Nah, they were fire engine enthusiasts"Submitted by: giorgiss
1903 The Wright brothers make their first attempt to fly. But it's thwarted by a baggage handlers strike at Heathrow
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I dont know why I fly with B.A.
All he does in the airport is sit there saying i aint getting on no plane, I pity the fool that tries to make me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Have you seen the new A4?
It's only 10p a sheet....Submitted by: giorgiss
I just read isaacjcksn's joke:
"I'm contemplating inventing a plane with no wings then selling it to British Airways.
I know what you're thinking; it'll never take off."
Look in the Atlantic ocean somewhere, you'll find it has already been invented.Submitted by: giorgiss
