Automatic transmission:
Because it's simply too complex for an American to comprehend gear changes.Submitted by: giorgiss
The police stopped my today just because I was eating while driving.
To be fair, it was roast beef dinner, and I was carving the joint at the time.Submitted by: giorgiss
At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn't know gave me anything.
Even the people I know don't give me anything.Submitted by: giorgiss
"More black bus drivers!" David Cameron's idea of an intergrated transport system.
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I hate taxi drivers
They always take people for a ride.Submitted by: giorgiss
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car, oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you.
All of this of course I have taught my wife in preparation for her driving test next Tuesday.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook group: "I'm sick of you men telling us that women are bad drivers.
How many of you can do 90mph in the fast lane of a motorway whilst putting on mascara?"
That's the hard shoulder love.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: Audley Harrison "i'll be there with David tonight"
I'm sure David already has a driver, AudleySubmitted by: giorgiss
There I was, minding my own business, when boom. Woman driver.
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Women are like cars. They cost a fortune to maintain and you only get to fill them up once every two weeks for 40.
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