"ive just booked a trip around the world for our anniversary" i told my wife
"cant we go somewhere else ?" she askedSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was on holiday sunbathing when my wife started rubbing something in my back.
She said 'this will make you brown'
I said 'Oh what is it?'
'Gravy'Submitted by: giorgiss
Whilst on holiday with the wife, she was in a horrific car accident and ended up in a coma with the doctors telling me that she was going to need multiple costly operations to survive.Thankfully, I had made the right choice with our health and travel insurance.
I didn't take any out.Submitted by: giorgiss
On a recent holiday to Egypt, I was stopped and offered 150 camels in exchange for my wife.
I told him 'No thanks' and away we walked.
'You must really love me.' My wife said while we walked.
I think that's what she said anyway, I was still shuddering at the cost of shipping home 150 camels.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went camping recently, outside the compound a sign red:
"Toilet Roll, Don't Come Without It!"
Obviously never heard of bukkake...Submitted by: giorgiss
I switched my wife's sun lotion for cooking oil.
Now my holiday isn't ruined by having to touch her at night.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just took my pet ostrich on a beach holiday, cant help thinking hes not getting the most out of it!!
Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked into the house and handed her a holiday brochure and she said excitedly, "What's this?"
"You know what you said about always wanting to see the Leaning Tower of Pisa?"
"Yeah."
"Turn to page 12, there's a picture of it there."Submitted by: giorgiss
Today I had to cancel my trip to India
It was a no Goa.Submitted by: giorgiss
My kids were thrilled when I told them I was taking them on a Mickey Mouse holiday this year.
I don't know why they are looking forward to Grimsby so much.Submitted by: giorgiss
