Mark Hughes swaps cottage for villa
Can't blame him really it is half termSubmitted by: giorgiss
Me, my brother and parents went on a holiday to the lake district last week. There was a constant whining noise all the way there.
To sort the problem, my dad kicked my mom out at the service station.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ibiza.
A hotter version England with more alcohol and police who don't give a toss.Submitted by: giorgiss
The only good thing to come out of Religion is the number of holidays we get in a year.
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CAMP AMERICA - 3 week summer camp holiday for kids.
Is there one for straight kids as well?Submitted by: giorgiss
You can now actually pay to go and stay in a Guantanamo Bay mock-up prison.
It's called Butlins and it's in Skegness.Submitted by: giorgiss
"I've just got back from a fantastic holiday with friends in Italy."
"Rimini?"
"Well, I don't know them that well..."Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call an Ibizan terrorist..
All summer bin larging it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I managed to take my missus away for her birthday, and as a special treat I managed to get us one of those luxury sweets.
What they called? Werthers Originals.
We ate it in our tent.Submitted by: giorgiss
Christmas puns are starting to get really annoying. Quit using them or yule be sorry.
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