If God was Polish it would have only taken about 4 days to create the universe.
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National Sarcasm Society - Like we need your support...
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All i am saying is that I think the freezer deserves a light as well.........
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Never wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.
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top tip
don't waste money buying viz comic just log on to sickipedia.org the day after it's published and read all the jokes for freeSubmitted by: giorgiss
Whoever said, ' Laughter is the best medicine . ' never had gonorrhoea.
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They say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I'm still not tempted to dig the wife up and it's been 8 months.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mates warned me against going home with an Afro-Carribbean hairdresser last night.
Woke up this morning and I've got braids.Submitted by: giorgiss
I am not useless, I can always serve as a bad example.
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Attention ladies.
If the recycle bin on your boyfriend's computer is always empty, he's up to no good.Submitted by: giorgiss
