You want to win an argument?
Accuse somebody of always contradicting you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Temple run,
Only realistic if you spend ten
thousand and buy the black guy.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son told me he's been getting bullied at school. In preparation of dealing with the situation, he came to me for advice. "Son", I said. "The only thing I can say to you is look before you leap. Poor planning could leave you in a lot of pain. You need to land head-first for certainty."
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When you go abroad you should be careful of muggers, rapists and murderers also don't drink the dirty water.
But as soon as you get out of the UK you should be fine.Submitted by: giorgiss
About 90 percent of people on my Facebook account seem to have a mirror fetish, so I write everything backwards so they can read it.
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