I saw a scruffy looking young man sat on the street this morning behind a card that read:
"Help the Homeless"
So I gave him the number of an estate agent I know.Submitted by: giorgiss
I would like to take the time to remind everyone what today is...
Friday.Submitted by: giorgiss
Mosh pit.
Well concealed taser.
Hours of endless entertainment.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend just asked me how we were supposed to stop her dog from drinking the toilet water when I keep leaving the seat up.
I told her to put it down.Submitted by: giorgiss
Save money on expensive pet carriers. If you need to take your cat to the vets, simply tie its tail to one of its back legs to make an excellent carry handle.
Submitted by: giorgiss
"Beware: Peanuts may cause small children to choke"
What kind of society do we live in where murder tips are advertised on the back of peanut wrappers?!Submitted by: giorgiss
You know what they say,
so I wont tell you.Submitted by: giorgiss
'Hope you're hungry'
A kind gesture in Britain;
A cruel taunt in Sudan.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whispering can make almost anything sound creepier.
Example: "I love little kids."Submitted by: giorgiss
I work in a bar called Advice.
I get really good tips.Submitted by: giorgiss
