What's worse than a bull in a china shop?
A hedgehog in a condom factory.Submitted by: giorgiss
I recently went to Birmingham with low expectations, and I left disappointed.
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Top tip: When at the airport, if you get asked "Anything to declare?", it's not the best response to say "A Thumb War".
Still though, their prison isn't too bad.Submitted by: giorgiss
What have a grave yard and a beach got in common?
You will have a much better time if you take a spade.Submitted by: giorgiss
Is it just me that reads a joke and looks at the score before laughing or not?
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What do you do if your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure?
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If "fishing" means luring, hooking, catching, and potentially killing fish, shouldn't we investigate whenever someone says, "I'm kidding"?
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Never moon a werewolf.
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.Submitted by: giorgiss
Never have a motto.
That's my motto.Submitted by: giorgiss
