Be the life of the party by murdering all the other guests.
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Dont do anything you are not prepared to explain to a paramedic.
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Tip for the day:
'Harder' is not a good choice of safe word.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum told me I should never talk to strangers.
I said, "It's alright mum, I don't know any."Submitted by: giorgiss
A contact lens, painted black, makes an ideal skullcap for a Jewish hamster.
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There are two rules for success:
1. Don't tell all you knowSubmitted by: giorgiss
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists have proven that cigarettes are harmful to the health of children.
Fair enough, use an ashtray.Submitted by: giorgiss
On a serious note, I am concerned with global warming and the effect it will have on our future, especially after reading an article about low water levels in reservoirs.
Well, I drive past my local reservoir every day, and each morning I empty a bucket of water from my tap while on my way to work.
If all of us did the same, these reservoirs would be full in no time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anybody else think we'll be seeing the words "Database latency too high" on Friday?
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