Why do women like men who are smart, goal orientated and have a sense of humour?
Because opposites attract.Submitted by: giorgiss
I recently took up meditation.
It beats sitting around doing nothing.Submitted by: giorgiss
When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Submitted by: giorgiss
You never realise what you've got till it's gone.
Toilet paper being a good example.Submitted by: giorgiss
I phoned the 'Rape Helpline' yesterday.
They suggested I buy a balaclava.Submitted by: giorgiss
Top Tip.
London Borough Council. Putting a second 'No Ball games' sign 8 yards (7.32m) to the left of the current one will save us having to use a jumper for a goalpost.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I'm bored I like to play a game with my deaf wife whilst she is hoovering.
I unplug it and time how long it takes her to notice.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw the advert for Compare The Meerkat com saying that they are updating their server to cope with more people online.
Sickipedia!
Take Note!!
Simples.......Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a bookshop and says, "can I have a book by Shakespeare?"
"Of course, Sir, which one?"
The man replies, "William."Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the best thing to come out of Coventry?
The A45Submitted by: giorgiss
