Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious food for your garden birds.
It also helps to keep other coconuts away from your house.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just a little bit of advice for any parents that are reading this.
If your baby is having trouble sleeping, don't put a drop of whisky in their milk bottle.
It's far more effective if you put a drop of milk in a whisky bottle.
It works wonders, my son has been asleep for eight days straight now.Submitted by: giorgiss
Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the cameltoe is NEVER acceptable.
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Saw an advert for this new show called "Bulging Brides" in which soon to be brides had 2 months to fit in their dress.
2 Months! Just to fit into a dress?
I could tell them where to get ripped in just 4 weeks.Submitted by: giorgiss
Top Tip:
If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got a huge tip for people with lots of rubbish.
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The best place to hide a body is on Page 2 of Google's search results.
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Goths. Save money on black nail varnish by hitting your fingernails with a claw hammer.
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Leprechauns hide their gold in electrical sockets...
You can check at home. Just use forks to get it out.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whatever you do, don't drink the varnish.
It'll be a sad end - but a beautiful finish.Submitted by: giorgiss
