Why is it when people try to fly they go to the top of a building.
Why not try running and jumping from the ground, at least that way the fall isn't as farSubmitted by: giorgiss
Listen to your elders advices
not because they are always
right, but because they have
more experiences of being
wrong.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you don't like the way women drive then don't walk on the pavement.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm trying to think of something that would give me a bouncy appearance when i walk
Nothing springs to mind.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'd just like to tell everyone why my decision to have my two bottom ribs removed was so awesome. Now, I don't want to blow my own horn, but...
...No wait, actually that was why.Submitted by: giorgiss
Gardeners.
Avoid being caught out by the hosepipe ban by simply leaving your outside tap on over night and flooding your garden.Submitted by: giorgiss
FOX News: "America today begins to turn back to God."
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't live in America...Submitted by: giorgiss
Alcohol is never the answer.
Unless the question is C2H6 +H20 = ? +H2Submitted by: giorgiss
Philanderers: wear shirts with lipstick-coloured collars.
Submitted by: giorgiss
When I got married I was told ''Never go to bed angry''.
I haven't slept in three years.Submitted by: giorgiss
