Save precious brain cells by only remembering the letters in the alphabet that you use most fre uently.
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Like my nan always used to say: stab first...
I never caught the last part because I stabbed her.Submitted by: giorgiss
Has anyone else noticed the 'Brain' named itself?
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I have bibliophilia, but I only really show symptoms when I'm on the toilet.
Yesterday I read a box of my mum's tampons because I couldn't reach the conditioner.Submitted by: giorgiss
I found out this amazing new diet that actually works!
Its called a balanced one.Submitted by: giorgiss
When it comes to driving men think they own the road and women think no one else is on the road.............
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Next time someone rings your home phone test their inteligence by repling with,
"Hi, can I call you back I'm driving"Submitted by: giorgiss
Iceland ready meals.
They taste of poverty and broken dreams.Submitted by: giorgiss
If there was slightly wider bottleneck of Jack Daniel's bottle, I swear to God I would never marry anyone.
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I've been reading Dear Deirdre's photo casebook in The Sun newspaper for a while now and have come to the inescapable conclusion that women can't give deep thought to anything - unless they are in their underwear.
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