Try not to drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake all day.
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I find that lying is like farting in the bath, you think it's funny at first, but it always bubbling to the surface eventually.
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I caught my 14 year old son in bed with a girl the other night.
I sat him down and asked him why he did it, he said, "I heard you lost it when you were 14 so i thought I'd give it a go."
I replied, "You should learn from my mistakes and not repeat them."
He said, "Ok dad, i won't do it again."
I replies, "I didn't mean that, i meant wear a condom, wouldn't want to make the same mistake i did."Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone can saw a woman in half.It depends what you do with her afterwards that determines whether your future is in showbusiness or Broadmoor.
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Turn your caravan into a nice static caravan by simply rubbing it on your jumper really hard.
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In the Government's new move to offer free sports equipment to schools in deprived areas, I beg the Prime Minister to avoid baseball, archery and shooting.
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Top Tip:
Not funny?
Why not post an anti-American rant and hope for the best?Submitted by: giorgiss
Top Tip: When a girl says she'll show you her nude pics, dont say "the older the better"
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dishonoured muslim families: keep out of jail by simply disowning your adulteress children instead of having them murdered its a lot cheaper too
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Not even "In-private" browsing can stop your mum walking in on you.
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