I've just dropped my cat in an ice cream maker.
Who wants a McFluffy?Submitted by: giorgiss
If monkeys are related to humans...
How come you never see them at weddings?Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it!
Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was little, I thought that being a vet would be the greatest job in the world.
But then I got older and found out that it's actually a lot more work than just putting down cats all day.Submitted by: giorgiss
I took my 6 year old son to the zoo last week. We were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden he yells, Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
What did you call it? I asked.
It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture! he said,
... and so it did,
A F R I C A N Elephant.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two lions walking down a supermarket aisle.
One turns to the other and says, "Quiet in here today, isn't it?"Submitted by: giorgiss
What's Black and White and eats like a horse?
A zebra.Submitted by: giorgiss
For anybody who's scared of this wind, just imagine how those poor little spiders must be feeling.
And for anybody scared of spiders, they can now fly.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say that when you cut a worm in two one end will wriggle.
Not if you cut it length ways.Submitted by: giorgiss
My dog just loves chasing cars, he howls and barks and jumps around with joy.
It's funny though, he just walks off when he hears anything else by Snow Patrol.Submitted by: giorgiss
