I bought a new mousepad last night.
I don't know why I care for my rodents so much.Submitted by: giorgiss
My cat adored me,was always at my side or on my lap.
Then, one day, I just got fed up with it and the cat left.
I lost that loving feline.Submitted by: giorgiss
Puppies all look cute and act adorable.
But has anyone ever investigated their repeated involvement in child abduction cases?Submitted by: giorgiss
I noticed a mouse popping it's head out of a hole from a skirting board in my bedroom , so I rang the Enviromental health Agency.
The bloke arrived shortly afterwards I and we stood in my bedroom and waited for the mouse to appear , suddenly a Fish stuck its head out of the hole and went back in again , I said "Did you see that Fish?"
And the bloke said "I'm here about the mouse Sir, we'll deal with the Rising Damp later".Submitted by: giorgiss
Told my bird to go make me a sandwich earlier..
Stupid Parrot never get's the bacon right.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mother-in-law's coming over.
I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder if the first person that spotted a puma realised that he or she had invented the leopard?
Submitted by: giorgiss
I rang my mate but he answered the phone in tears.
"Whats wrong?" I asked, concerned.
"The dogs just been hit by a truck! Just this minute outside the house, almost tore it in half!" he wailed.
"I'll be over right away!" I shouted.
I've never seen inside a dog before.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why would Glyptodons make excellent models?
They're Pleistocene!Submitted by: giorgiss
Wildlife cameramen seem to be very unlucky.
They only ever seem to be able to find Meerkats that are watching tennis matches.Submitted by: giorgiss
