Snakes. They're like bits of rope, only angrier.
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What do you call a gorilla named Geoff?
Geoff.Submitted by: giorgiss
Leotard.... A lion with downs syndrome
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My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my bananaSubmitted by: giorgiss
I broke into a pet shop today and stole a rabbit.
Then I made a run for it.Submitted by: giorgiss
People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realise that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Want to know what else is natural?
Bears.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Have you got any kittens going cheap?" asked a customer in a pet shop.
"No, sir," replied the owner. "All our kittens go 'Meow'."Submitted by: giorgiss
The dog was sitting next to his owner at the movies. He was barking excitedly and wagging his tail every time the hero was on screen, and growling ferociously every time the villain appeared.
The man sitting behind them, totally fascinated by what he sees, taps the owner on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it before."
"I'm surprised too," says the dog's owner. "He hated the book."Submitted by: giorgiss
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
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Crouching tiger hidden hydrant.
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