Looking late at night for the lost family dog is a bit like mine and my wife's marriage.
We both know it's dead, but we keep trying for the kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the dad buffalo say when he left his son?
Bison.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the biggest draw back in the Jungle?
An elephant's foreskin!Submitted by: giorgiss
A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says, "Why the long face?"
Observing closely from the other side of the bar, I realised my LSD addiction had gone too far.Submitted by: giorgiss
Our dog gave birth today. It had a litter of eight puppies.
My wife said they were so cute she could just eat them up.
But was she grateful when I cooked one?!Submitted by: giorgiss
After accidentally eating a fly, in the vein of the nursery rhyme,
I ate a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, a goat, a cow and a horse.
Or, as it's more commonly known, a kebab.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things.
Like wild dogs.Submitted by: giorgiss
Spice up your hamster's boring life by hiding a bowl of Ready Brek under the sawdust and placing a sign saying "Danger, Quicksand"
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat.
My mate told me that they are really expensive,
So I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.Submitted by: giorgiss
I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.
Submitted by: giorgiss
