What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Shut down by the RSPCA.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you use a wombat for?
Playing wom.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.Submitted by: giorgiss
What Orchestra instruments do Meerkats play?
Cymbals.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a dog have in common?
They both have wet noses.Submitted by: giorgiss
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "what are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that's because he's inside your cat."Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the slug say to the snail?
"Big issue, sir?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I felt terrible about killing a wild bear with a knife and a shovel. However I've learned that when one of them approaches your children you have to be willing to strike hard and fast.
I also learned that Koalas aren't great fighters.Submitted by: giorgiss
I fancy a nice bit of rabbit for my tea tonight.
Could any of you tell me whether it's cheaper from a butchers or a pet shop?Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat.
So we compromised and we got a cat...Submitted by: giorgiss
