Did you hear about the cheesy sparrows?
They don't like my grating.Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do you find killer whales ?
Prison.Submitted by: giorgiss
What has fifty legs and can't walk?
Half a centipede.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wish I was a mayfly, then till death do us part wouldn't sound so bad.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Mick Hucknall of Simply Red has been prosecuted for raping a rabbit,
Apparently when he was caught he was singing "Holding back the ears" and "Bunnies too tight to mention"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm thinking of hiring a S.W.A.T team to fix my fly problem.
Submitted by: giorgiss
The pride of Britain awards are coming up.
My money's on the white lions at the West Midlands Safari Park.Submitted by: giorgiss
The widow of the man killed by a shark has been quoted as saying@
"I'm so proud of my husband - he's wanted to be a comedian for years, now he's made the whole world laugh."Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know why they call them 'Drug Sniffing Dogs'.
It's usually more effective the other way around.Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought I saw a gecko run across my computer screen.
Upon closer inspection I realised it wasn't a gecko.
It was actually a monitor lizard.Submitted by: giorgiss
