A young man can learn a lot from a dog...
Loyalty, obedience and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just found out that my dog could read after leaving him in the Veterinarian's waiting room.
The sign said, "Be back in 10 minutes. Sit! Stay!"Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate told me if I cut my pet goat's horns off it would become more confident.
It didn't work - if anything it's got even more sheepish.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the domestically abused fish get for Christmas?
BatteredSubmitted by: giorgiss
I bought a lap dog, but I had to get rid of it. Every time I sat on its lap it bit me.
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sky news;Man Caught 'Smuggling' Bear Out Of Russia.
cant wait to see that episode.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have two pet hates.
Much more fun than having a cat or a dogSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was sat outside earlier on, in the sunshine, admiring two birds mating in a tree.
That tree outside the house has really come in handy since my new lesbian neighbors moved in.Submitted by: giorgiss
Im worried about my budgie at home, while I've been away he hasn't tweeted once.
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Took a trip out to Africa to check out the wildlife.
I saw some jaguars, rams, cobras, vipers and beetles.
I thought Africa was poor, how come they can afford such flash cars?Submitted by: giorgiss
