A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A Hedgehog and a Rabbit had a Boxing match earlier.
The Hedgehog won on points.Submitted by: giorgiss
My new girlfriend said she loved her creature comforts.
So I skinned her cat and made a lovely hat for her.Submitted by: giorgiss
Took my dog to the vets because it refused to eat it's food and started eating nothing but veggies.
Turns out it's a rabbit.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife and I came to blows the other night over angry dolphins.
I think we were talking about cross porpoises.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a pig with Aspergers?
Socially porkward.Submitted by: giorgiss
Last night I came home drunk and waxed lyrical in front of my girlfriend.
Wouldn't be so bad, but 'Lyrical' is her cat.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just bought a Muzzle for my pet Duck...
I hope it fits the Bill.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?
Hide the spades!Submitted by: giorgiss
Things have been strained between me and the wife recently, earlier she said:
"Grrrr, rooar, grrrr..."
I know things are bad, she's bearly talking to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
