My mate told me he has a shed full of geese. I asked him for a gander...
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At the weasel fanciers exhibition I thoroughly disgraced myself. Apparently, I'd taken along the wrong breed of animal.
*cough*..... I'll get me stoat.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend is like a dandelion,
beautiful on a summers eve or on a winters night.
And when i get bored of her i kick her and she goes into the air a few feet.Submitted by: giorgiss
Paddy and his wife are distraught that there dog has gone missing. After a week his wife, becoming more and more upset, tells Paddy to place a message in the local newspaper, hoping that someone may have spotted him.
When Paddy return from his duty, his wife asks; "Well, have you done it?".
"Yes" replies Paddy.
"Good. What did you put", says his wife.
"Here boy", Paddy replies.Submitted by: giorgiss
Shark attack: 'This was a rogue shark'
Unlike those friendly ones.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes, I go to the local farm, steal a sheep, cut off it's legs and head then pretend I have a fallen cloud in my garden.
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Spider: Hi! I just finished eating all the flies, keeping away the ants, and drove away the termites.....sure! I'd love to read the paper...
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You can't keep a good dog down... unless it's been at the pound too long.
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Some chavs broke into the local zoo and threw two penguins into the lion enclosure.
But don't worry, they couldn't get the wrappers off.Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition. Lamb Shank - The art of killing sheep
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