Jokes in category: “animals/insects”:

I used to be an avid bird watcher
Then I took a sparrow to the knee.

Submitted by: giorgiss

My son just said, "Dad, I've just invented a designer farm animal."
I said, "Son, I'm Prada Ewe."

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My kids will never forget the first time I took them to see the pigs, the cows, and sheep.
"A farm, you mean" suggested my mate.
"No. A slaughter house".

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Always by my side protecting me, I love my pet... rock.

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Birth control pills designed for humans will also work for a gorilla.
The fact that saved me a zoo sponsorship.

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I've been doing lots of work on the effects of smoking on monkeys
The sole conclusion I've drawn is that they look cooler than the none smoking monkeys.

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Great, the local mafia boss just scratched my dog's back.
Now he owes him a favour.

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I've got twice as many Koi Carp in my pond today.
I put it down to the Fish School Stimulus.

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Went on safari in Africa, and filmed several wild beasts doing amazing things.
Like carrying a huge basket of clothes on their heads for example.

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I lost my dog so I sent a tweet on Twitter to try and find him
#hereboy

Submitted by: giorgiss