I was in HMV looking at the books,
I noticed a bunch of biographies stacked in a row, the first was Heath Ledger, then Jade Goody, then Michael Jackson and last at the end was Stephen Hawking. A bit tasteless if you ask me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Women up and down the country are giving "Fifty Shades of Grey" the thumbs up.
And fingers no doubt.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son said he wished he was more like Harry Potter.
So I locked him under the stairs and gave him a scar across his face.Submitted by: giorgiss
This book i'm reading has an incredible battery life.
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Jim says, ''My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason.''
Steve says, ''Why's that?''
Jim says, ''Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit.''Submitted by: giorgiss
JK Rowling has responded to complaints that her books don't feature any realistic ethnic minority characters by writing a new one: Harry Potter And The Half Caste Pimp
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I've just finished writting a song about my old girlfriend. It's called
"They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."Submitted by: giorgiss
Was reading a book on How to be a Vet, and the dog on the front really annoyed me, so I put it down.
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How do you get a word included in the Oxford English Dictionary?
Simples.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wish they hadn't allowed the vuvuzela into the Oxford English Dictionary. Now I can't hear any of the other words.
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