Just finished 50 shades of pink. Its a true story about a man, his washing machine and an elusive red sock.
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My friend asked me, "Why is there a book in your fridge?"
I said, "It's chilling."Submitted by: giorgiss
I heard someone say "You can't be a true Harry Potter fan, unless you've read the books."
Here's an idea: why don't we start calling the people who read the books 'Pure-bloods' and the people who only saw the films 'mud-bloods'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Which John Milton novel is about why he can't play Monopoly any more?
Pair o' dice lostSubmitted by: giorgiss
So they're making a 50 Shades Of Grey Movie? I'd hate to be the guy mopping the cinema floor after that shows.
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A recent survey of women who read 50 Shades Of Gray. Most read it with their fingers
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I got fed up with all this unwritten rules nonsense.
So i published a book.
It's called Rules.Submitted by: giorgiss
Im writing a book on Indian curries.
Its naan-fiction.Submitted by: giorgiss
Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
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I'm still awaiting the arrival of my new book from Ebay, 'How To Avoid Internet Scams'.
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