My son turned round earlier and said I'm the most uncool dad on the planet.
I've spent the last two hours trying to think of a groovy response.Submitted by: giorgiss
Since Sickipedia is now been over run by kids, can I be the first to say,
Do any of you want to see my puppies?Submitted by: giorgiss
What's worse than finding white stains inside the front of your son's underwear?
Finding them on the back.Submitted by: giorgiss
Childline really needs to be renamed.....
I rang them and ordered 3 but instead a van full of Police officers turned up???Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm as bored as a fat kid on a see-saw.
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Is it just me, or does the story of The Pied Piper seem a lot more sinister now than when you read it as a kid?
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I was invited round by my long term girlfriend to meet her parents.
All was going well, they seemed to like me, then they asked the killer question "Are you planning on having kids." I replied "Dont be silly you can't have children the way we do it"
I am now single.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend has had her kids taken away after social services said she isn't a fit mother.
Personally, I reckon she's bang tidy.Submitted by: giorgiss
Is it just me or is Hannah Montana getting on a bit now?
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It was tough growing up with strict parents as a deaf kid.
At meal times I was always told off for speaking with my hands full.Submitted by: giorgiss
