My 11yr old son was sent home from school yesterday, accompanied by the police, just for having a little gash on his finger.
Admittedly, it did belong to the headmistress.............Submitted by: giorgiss
Nothing says "I was bullied at school" quite like becoming a copper
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I was fired from my job as a children's magician today...
Apparently, when I make the kids disappear, I also have to make them re-appear.Submitted by: giorgiss
I took my twins into town today to get fitted for their first bras.
They complained and said they will get teased at school, especially by the other boys in the football team.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've never read my daughter's diary.
No kid that sits and writes in a diary is doing anything worth worrying about.Submitted by: giorgiss
Asians.
If you're good at something there is always an eight year old Asian kid that can do it better.Submitted by: giorgiss
A little boy walks into his kitchen and says, "Dad, there's a man knocking on the door with a beard."
His dad replies, "Oh, no wonder I didn't hear him!"Submitted by: giorgiss
My 7 year old son wet himself this morning and all I said was "Urine trouble?" and he wet himself again.
Now that's power.Submitted by: giorgiss
Social services has just taken my 2 year old off me for no reason what so ever.
I don't even know if his new parents will even let him smoke in the house!Submitted by: giorgiss
It's really difficult finding things to do with the kids during the holidays.
My eldest wanted to go and see Cars and the youngest wanted to go to the park.
We've had to compromise, so we're in Asda's carpark.Submitted by: giorgiss
