However sad you feel... Just remember that, somewhere in the world, a fat kid has just dropped his ice-cream
Submitted by: giorgiss
Christmas has come early to my house.
My daughter has just invited her school pals round for a pyjama party.Submitted by: giorgiss
It takes 24 screws to build an Ikea cot but only 1 to fill it.
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Was in the pharmacy today when a little girl pointed to a shelve of condoms and asked her dad
"Daddy what are them sweets up there?"
He replies "Sweets that I should have bought"Submitted by: giorgiss
After setting the orphanage on fire, I stood back and watched the kids clawing and scrambling to get out the front door, pushing, shoving, even trampling over one another.
Children can be so cruel.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate these kids who play tag. They really think they're it.
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If I had a penny for every time I did a days work..
...I'd be an Indian child.Submitted by: giorgiss
The other day, my baby was crawling along the floor, stopped, thought for a bit, staggered uneasily to his feet, then shakily walked across the room looking pleased with himself. My missus was elated, showering him with praise and affection.
Why is it, when I do the same thing after coming back from the pub at 3 in the morning, I just get a slap?Submitted by: giorgiss
I was supposed to be Godfather for my mates newborn, but putting a horses head in his cot wasn't what my mate expected.
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BBC News: Light drinking 'no risk to baby'
Really.... Well when social services caught me feeding my 2 month old son Jack Daniels they said something entirely different.Submitted by: giorgiss
