Theatres are getting child actors in Panto as they cannot afford dwarfs. Some might say it's a small price to pay.
Submitted by: giorgiss
NHS doctors suggest foster children get more psychiatric drugs.
Though none strong enough to conjure up images of parents not abandoning them.Submitted by: giorgiss
This hopepipe ban is really hurting my kids.
But I guess thats what happens when you try to fill the paddling pool with water from the kettle.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife's upset that I give 10 quid a month to send orphans to school in Africa.
"You promised to take care of my sister's children after she died!" she screamed.Submitted by: giorgiss
the new benefits advert;
it's not if we catch you its when
this makes me think Madeleine McCann should start stealing benefitsSubmitted by: giorgiss
What Disney taught me as a child ;
If your Dad isn't king, you're an extra at best.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend said "Your capacity for childishness seems to be infinite."
I replied "Well your capacity for childishness is infinity plus one. So there."
She left me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Headteachers, why do you allow pupils to rattle their bikes behind the fingering wall ?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Friends help you find a girl in a club
Real friends help you spit roast the 9 year old scout.....Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in town earlier when a woman with a charity tin came up to me and said "Care to help children with cancer?"
As much as I'd love to, I don't really have the capital funding or the technology to accelerate malignant bone marrow cell growth.
So I gave her a cigarette.Submitted by: giorgiss
