I sat down with my young son today to introduce him to news programmes, you know educate him from an early age. The bright colours and the simple language are really useful for him.
I'm glad we have programmes like ITV news for our kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw my ex the other day. Turns out she is married with a baby. What idiot marries a baby?
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The word paedophile literally translates to 'Child Enthusiast.' Over enthusiastic much?
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My P.E Teacher: "That's it, one more push and then you can rest. You're using those muscles you've never used before".
Story of how I lost my virginity, aged 12.Submitted by: giorgiss
Yay so Santa came during the night... just wish I had a tissue to whip it off though.
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A man being in a kitchen is like a necrophile in a nursery,
it just isn't right.Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought I was the coolest kid when I was younger because everyone dressed like me.
Until I realised school uniform was mandatory.Submitted by: giorgiss
Kids.
If you can't beat them, don't have them.Submitted by: giorgiss
Punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife and I have different opinions on parenthood:
I wanted to have a baby for 5 years...
but she wants to keep it foreverSubmitted by: giorgiss
