Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee
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My girlfriend told me last night that she thinks it's time for us to start thinking about children....... Ive been doing that for years, Im glad she's on board.
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Last night, before my son went to bed, he was telling me how much he hates his teacher.
He was saying things like, "He's an idiot" or "he's out to get me".
This is the last thing I wanted to hear, as he is home schooled.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just been down the beach helping my daughter catch crabs.
Do the GUM clinics treat kids too?Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought it would be hilarious naming my kids Frank and Stein, just to see the look on people's faces when they ask if I have children.
And I was right. It is.
I mean, what sort of name is Stein anyway?Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't see what the problem is with these health warnings about children and plastic bags.
I gave one to my son this morning, he's been quiet for hours now.Submitted by: giorgiss
There was a familiar wake up call at 6.30 this morning.
"DADDY. I done a toilet. Can you wipe me?"
It was so cute.
"I'll do it this one last time, but you're a big boy now and you must learn to do this yourself. Wow! Somebody has a messy bot bot"
"Cut the chit chat Dad or I'll be late for work", I saidSubmitted by: giorgiss
My kids loved it when I threw them down the waterslide.
They weren't so keen on the landslide!Submitted by: giorgiss
Today, my 4-year old son came running in to the kitchen, yelling: "I want to be a ninja when I grow up!"
Can't wait to tell him he's a dwarfSubmitted by: giorgiss
"My wife's off her nut. She keeps complaining that I don't care enough about the kids."
"How many have you got then?"
"Three, maybe four ..."Submitted by: giorgiss
