Checking into "Maddie's Hide Out" on Facebookis a good way to get your self deleted.
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Beckham gets a lifetime achievement award...
That's a bit like Fritzel getting voted father of the year.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love taking the kids to the park, then taking them home, bathing them and putting them to bed...
one day I'll take my own.Submitted by: giorgiss
Bing Horn? Now I know Matt Bellamy is in to his music but is there any need to call your child after two sounds?
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My mate: "What's with the bouncy castle?
I said "It isn't a bouncy castle, I'm fumigating my shed for termites."
Him: "Oh, well it looks a lot like a bouncy castle..."
"I guess that explains all the dead kids..."Submitted by: giorgiss
I desperately wanted to buy my sweet daughter a pair of prosthetic leg blades for Christmas. They are just a revolutionary invention, and really help amputees have mobility. She would just love me with all her heart and it would be such a special gift for my beautiful battling girl.
Anyway, I don't want to jump the gun and get my hopes up... after all I still have to hack her legs off.Submitted by: giorgiss
The phrase " If you love someone you let them go, and if it was meant to be it comes back" doesn't apply when holding your newborn baby, i recently found out.
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I said to my son, "Would you like to play a little game for money?"
He said, "Ok, what's the game?"
I said, "Every time you kick your mum's backside, I'll give you twenty pence."
Best 17.60 I've ever spent.Submitted by: giorgiss
Never take a dummy from a child.
They may become pacifier-gressive.Submitted by: giorgiss
This bloke in the mens toilets looked at me funny earlier when i used the urinal that was set lower down than all the others, despite other regular size ones being free.
Although on reflection it could have been because his toddler was already using it at the time.Submitted by: giorgiss
