Ironically, the more someone uses the word 'like' in a conversation, the more I feel the opposite about them.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Going to start calling my girlfriend 02 to see if she will go down on me.
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Was trying to explain to my gran who was sitting in the chair with the cat on her lap, for over an hour, how her new iPhone worked.
I think I did a pretty good job because the cat just called.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's all this fuss about 3D TV all of a sudden?
My TV's always been 3-dimensional.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife loves her iPhone, so I've decided to get her even more attached to it with the latest optional extra - Velcro backing - which means she can drop that silly Bluetooth earpiece.
It's absolutely perfect for her sideburns.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife decided to take down all the Christmas lights without telling me.
I feel like I'm being left in the dark over these decisions.Submitted by: giorgiss
When a bloke rings my mate it plays 'Raining Men,' when a woman rings it plays 'Three Times a Lady'..
Got himself a new BiPhone..Submitted by: giorgiss
There is no way that the world is going to end on 21/12/2012 like the aztecs predicted. Sorry aztecs, wrong again, just like you were about the optimum method of ingesting chocolate.
Makes you wonder what they were smoking.Submitted by: giorgiss
'If you don't have an iPhone... You don't have an iPhone.'
The kind of intelligence and wisdom often displayed by someone with an iPhone.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate getting my social networking sites mixed up,
Just last week i was telling my family to come on MyFace..Submitted by: giorgiss
