Facebook is down.
What im I going to do with my life?Submitted by: giorgiss
Imagine God's face when he checked his inbox...
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If you count vocals everyone can play an instrument because everyone can hum and talk.
Well in that case Stephen Hawking can play keyboard.Submitted by: giorgiss
'Talk is cheap', people say.
But not the same people who are on 'Vodafone'.Submitted by: giorgiss
02 has brought out a new package called siamese.
02 conecting peopleSubmitted by: giorgiss
Girlfriend: Their you go again!
Me: *There.
Girlfriend: And another thing; you always have to be so... pedanty.
Me: *Pedantic.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate when your insulting someone over text and predictive makes it come out wrong.
You always end up looking like a right count.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sky have brought out a new version of their HD box that saves energy by going into standby mode after 12 hours.
It's called a Sky Tasmin Archer Box or "sleeping satellite" as the engineers like to call it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Thank God for public phone boxes as I still use them.
They're the only places I can talk in private on my mobile these days.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just heard about Apples new app which lets you order a pizza, anywhere, from your Iphone. I reckon I must have got a special one because mine already does this.
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