iPhone app saves man trapped in Haiti rubble:
Film maker Dan Woolley was trapped in the rubble after the Haiti earthquake. Thanks to the iPhone first-aid app he'd downloaded, he knew how to fashion a bandage and tourniquet for his leg and to stop the bleeding from his head wound. The app also warned him not to fall asleep if he felt he was going into shock, so he set his cell phone's alarm clock to go off every 20 minutes.
About 3 days after his hotel collapsed, Woolley was found by a French rescue team and subsequently transported to a hospital in Florida.
That's just incredible. An iPhone battery lasting for 3 days!

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I recently won the award for funniest Sickipedian.
When the trophy was presented to me, I spotted my African girlfriend in the audience. She was on her feet cheering.
Afterwards i sent her a text saying 'thanks for the cheer' using predictive texting,
...BIG mistake

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My phone contract was a con. It stated that for 20 a month I would get 5000 texts.
It's been 8 months now and I've not received a single text.

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"Thank you for calling the Freedom of Speech hotline where we believe that it is every persons right to voice their opinions without fear of recrimination".
"Calls may be monitored".

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When I go to delete an app on my Iphone and they're shaking, it always makes me feel guilty, its almost like they're all anxious about who's getting axed.

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Wife was intrigued When she opened up her Birthday Present today.
She Asked For Something with diamonds.
I got her a pack of Playing cards.
You should have seen the look on her face when i told her they were fit for royalty.

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Ever since I got an Iphone I've missed the sound of turning pages in the bathroom..

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3 mobile call centers.

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My wife says I spend too much time on Facebook.
According to her wall post, anyway.

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When someone asks you for account details on the phone, "200 years old, sharp teeth, hates wooden stakes" is an unacceptable answer.

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