Steve Jobs probably had the BlackBerry server as his life support machine.

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Some girl updated her bbm status:
"Phones about to die :/"
3 hours later...
"RIP Uncle John

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I hate condescending people.
But, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Probably the single and most frustrating thing about social media websites like twitter, is the fact that you only get 140 characters to us

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"That letter you've been waiting for is here," said my wife,
"and you've got the job!"
"Great!" I replied, "When do I start?"
"3 weeks ago...."

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The new iPod 3G supports browsing on the move without the need for a WiFi connection. The only downside is it can't make or receive calls.
A much cheaper alternative for the iPhone4.

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It's got to the point where i wear my headset whilst playing my Xbox even when i have no friends online. Just so i don't have to talk to my wife.

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So Mark Zuckerberg has got married to Priscilla Chan
When asked why she consented to marry him Precilla said "I can think of 106 billion reasons"

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Cant say i'd buy an iPhone 4 after that new advert showing off FaceTime.
Video quality is good but the sound seems to have been replaced with Louis Armstrong...

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yesterday i got an email saying "you have no emails".
kind of defeats the purpose, doesnt it.

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