I'm currently off work with a slipped disk.
I mean, I accidentally slipped my Call of Duty disk into my Xbox.

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Words cannot describe how much I absolutely have predictive text.

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Spreadsheets: That's where I really Excel.

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You know you're a geek when you try to shoo a fly away from your monitor with your mouse cursor.

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Apparently the average PC crashes 3 times a year.
It must cost the Police a fortune in replacement cars.

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My mate keeps raving on about how amazing his new iPad is. He even got me to draw a picture on his new art app so I could see how responsive it is.
It wasn't easy. My felt tip pen just wiped clean off. In the end I had to scratch it on with a paperclip.

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I was on i-tunes downloading some i-songs onto my i-phone the other i-day, when it suddenly occurred to me
I'm a balding, middle age man having a nervous breakdown trying to be cool.

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iphone................. oh no I don't

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Will the 'i' phenomenon ever stop? Now theres even a hurricane called an iRENE

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A question for the older guys who remember Punk...
When you go into your "Start menu properties" in windows and see the option "Lock The Taskbar" do you spend the next half an hour singing Clash tunes?

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