"Can I have a Big Mac please?"
"Sir, you've got to be more specific than that." said the Apple salesman.

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Apple have paired up with Voldemort, to release a new product that could catch on.
It's called the iBrowse.

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Got an iPhone? Turn it into a virtual Blackberry by enabling airplane mode.

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None of my asian friends like the new Iphone.
I keep trying to tell them it's got more than one great new feature,but they just think its siri.......

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I used to like role playing Skyrim, but I've gone off it.
Oh the arrow-knee

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I'm not sure I like the way facebook lists all the local bike's exes in the "People you may know" column.

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You know you spend too much time on the computer when your finger nails fit the groove of your keys

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February 14th,Valentines day.
Angry birds makes its debut on Facebook.
Bit of a coincidence.

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My lifetime wish was to become a master of The Sims 3, but now I'm thinking of changing it.
First, however I need to save up 20,000 lifetime happiness.

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You'd think that by now, with all the recent advances in technology, someone would have come up with some
really good fake Loch Ness Monster evidence.

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